Posted 17 hours ago

I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn’t love every minute of it, everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job

(Source: halpertjames)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

deducecanoe:

skyfallat221b:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

that is the face of a man who is so done with everything.

"I’ve been macking on a 27 year old for two years. Shit."

Posted 17 hours ago

allabitofablur:

gallifrey-feels:

becauseofdoctorwho:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

thesometimeswarrior:

evansy:

Done.

#IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

but he was:
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Twice

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So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world

(Source: starlorrd)

Posted 1 day ago

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

(Source: princessbeagle)

Posted 1 day ago
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Posted 3 days ago

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

Posted 3 days ago

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty things.

(Source: anarchismwillwin)

Posted 3 days ago

themaebee:

Doctor Who meme | undernoticed quotes | (1/?) | The God Complex

“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe”

That line.