Posted 3 hours ago

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

(Source: googlesenpai)

Posted 3 hours ago
Do you realize, like, some the best things that have ever come out of my mouth were written by the people that wrote that show? — Seth Green [x]

(Source: danielosbourne)

Posted 1 day ago

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

Posted 1 day ago

theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted 1 day ago

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

Posted 1 day ago

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool